• prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You must use a tiny caliber (not even big enough to hunt deer with) because you have such a huge penis. I know exactly what the extra towing capacity is useful for. wink

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      Alright that is a pretty funny mental image though.

      “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

      “Speeding?”

      “No sir, Indecent Exposure. You have to put a tarp over that thing!”

      “The Gun?”

      “No sir.”