I’m watching today’s City vs Tottenham game and wondering if this is the first time we are seeing alien playing football. The body of Jack Grealish is so unique that even on the slightest touch his whole structure transforms into a unique artistic shape.
Sometimes just a tap on the back is enough for him to enter the “parachute pose” and prepare himself for landing.
But things get surreal when sudden gentle wind gusts hit his back and he transforms into a ballet dancer.
What do you guys think? Is he a shape-shifter? Is he possessed by Harry Potter magic? Is there a need to introduce another VAR just for him? Can anyone from the world of men stop him?
PS: Simon Hooper, you are utterly incompetent and the last-minute decision against my shape-shifter boy is a disgrace.
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He’s made of what they remove to make Weebles.
His job is to collect fouls and he’s pretty good at it
id pay good money to watch him read a Harry Potter book
He is made of pure silk of the smoothest origin.
Part fish since he just flops on land
Water, 35 liters; carbon, 20 kilograms; ammonia, 4 liters; lime, 1.5 kilograms; phosphorus, 800 grams; salt, 250 grams; saltpeter, 100 grams; sulfur, 80 grams; fluorine, 7.5; iron, 5; silicon, 3 grams; and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
His knee slide with full camera awareness was extra magical.
I dunno, what are little titty babies made out of?
Lol, he’s a floor magnet for sure.
90% golden retriever, 10 human.
I don’t know how anyone can be both that outrageous rich and that good looking as him. Must have done a deal with some entity like Satan or Cthulhu or Sauron.
It’s when you get a brown nose on commentary that says “he’s so good at winning free kicks” haha absolute floor magnet always looking for it.
Alcohol
Just a tip, I wouldn’t say anything like this out loud if you ever attend a premier league game.
200+ games not even 50 goals.over rated.