• Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    “ohhh but i need my body for resurrection in the end times.”

    Pull your brains out of your nose with a hook, put all your important organs in some jars full of salt, and stuff your empty chest cavity with natron, THEN I’ll start taking that claim of yours half seriously