And they can’t make abortions illegal because the human body does spontaneous abortions called miscarriages.

“You think not?!” - The GOP probably.

If they have their way, any time a woman in Texas has a miscarriage, the woman will be obligated to afirmatively prove that they didn’t do anything that could in any possible way have caused them to miscarry. If they can’t, they’ll charge then with murder.

Edit: Make that anywhere in the country.