Fucking hephaestus! A literal god, either born lame, or made so (depending on where and when the version is), says “fuck alla y’all, imma go make shit” and begins turning out items so fucking good they make gods more powerful. Stuff so good that other gods couldn’t do their job without them.

Motherfucker created robots (automatons), mechanical animals.

And, when he was exiled, fucking Ares, the ultimate fighter, got scared off by him. It took Dionysus getting him shit faced to make him come back home, but he wouldn’t budge for threat or bribe.

Now that’s a god among gods. And motherfucker is even more crippled up than I am.