• Son_of_dad@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      You do the dance numbers, parappa the rapper style, while fighting off the diddlers trying to get to the girls. If too many diddlers get through, you’re pageant loses legitimacy and the cops arrest you.

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      1 year ago

      I know some of you may have heard about that other guy. I am not gonna diddle your kids. I’m not like that. That’s not my thing. I met that guy in a titty bar. It’s like… uhh…

      • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        The goal of the game is to sexualize children by rating them on thier attractiveness but not be accused of sexualizing them.