This isn’t really meant to save anyone’s life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.
This isn’t really meant to save anyone’s life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.
"Hey boss, I won’t be coming in today because unfortunately I am deceased.
With that in mind, I’d like to take this post-mortem opportunity to let you know what a total piece-of-shit dickhead you really are…”
You just took this from a shitty million dollar idea to a shitty billion dollar idea.