Get a construction job and tell them youre gay -_-

I did that when i was stupid, then i accidentally did it at another job. Working at a new job and nobody knows. Miraculously they arent following me around and writing me up for the smallest mistake. Everyone likes me because theyll go on their trump rant and i just say “uh huh”

Im not allowed to say what i think though. That would make me a bad worker.