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    9 months ago

    Grandma can’t judge. She boiled chicken till it was falling apart, seasoned with cold water and not enough salt

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      9 months ago

      Grandma, I’d like you to meet my friends: rosemary, sage, and pepper.

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        9 months ago

        “they sound ethnic”

        “Gad dammit grandma”

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          9 months ago

          “Leave ya hippy friends a the compound when you come home for Thanksgiving. You know how your Uncle Frank is.”