ie things you’d think the gammons scaring themselves shitless about the concept would care about

When I order something online (as long as it isn’t something huge like a grand piano), it gets delivered to a nearby corner shop or supermarket, either to be held by staff or placed into an automated locker that opens via code you get sent via text message

Very convenient and I don’t need to worry about being home when the mailman’s at my door and there’s less need for delivery vans to drive to specific addresses