• Gork
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    11 months ago

    Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.

    The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.

    It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.

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      11 months ago

      Pros:

      • Increased voter turnonout
      • Hearing your candidate won in a “white out”

      Cons:

      • Even longer lines at polling places
      • Mail-in ballots need special envelopes
      • unalivejoy
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        11 months ago

        If you have low volume, don’t even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch “performance” enhancing drugs.