• SadArtemis🏳️‍⚧️@lemmygrad.ml
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    11 months ago

    Vamp Trump might say hurtful things, but he’s basically impotent. Zombiden on the other hand, even back when he was alive and intact (if he ever was) was completely, utterly rabid, a warmonger of the worst order. I’ll pick Vamp Trump.

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      10 months ago

      The word impotent gave me a hilarious mental picture of a vampiric Trump who can’t “get his teeth hard” to bite people.

      This should be a comedy sketch if it isn’t already. A vampire that has to take like Blue Chews to get their fangs hard enough to perform.

      "Vampires, listen up. Are your fangs more like overcooked spaghetti now days? Are you having trouble getting ready for your nightly encounters? Have you been in a situation where you really wanted to suck that sweet, fresh neck-blood but your gear wasn’t operating?

      Well, Count Trumpula has a product for all our befanged, sparkly travelers of the night."

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        10 months ago

        but if they take too many they have bleeding lips because they can’t retract them LOL