I’m the chimney sweep now!

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    All he needs to do for good public relations is a lame contest with, let’s say, a golden ticket to his factory and nobody asks questions about missing children or Oompa-Loompas anymore.

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      9 months ago

      What if there is accidentally more than one gold ticket? Battle royale, last customer alive wins?