Because it is not. A real. Dog.
Hey, uh, anybody think this guy wants to… I dunno, fuck a dog? A robot dog, mind you. Because it’s not a real dog of course.
Would that be wrong?
Obviously not. Because it’s not a real dog.
Does his dog Tricksy seem worried to you?
Yes but that’s because it’s programmed that way.
You’re allowed to stick your whole ass arm up the anus of a cow but not a dog?
To be fair, that would damage the dog but not the cow.
And the cheese isn’t as good
Only if it’s a real dog.
I think there was a ruling in some US state about a young guy raping a dead deer or something like that. The ruling stated that it was not illegal, as the law commonly used in bestiality trials was against causing suffering, but since it was already dead, it didn’t suffer any more or less. The guy was cleared from charges. Anyway, so technically a robot dog is fine as in not necessarily illegal, since it isn’t conscious, and neither is a dead dog. Do with that information what you will. Have a nice day, I will show myself out now.
I think I agree with that ruling.
TF do I care if a guy fucks a dead deer?
I mean I care if he lives next door, but generally speaking, whatever floats your boat man.
My brain agrees but my heart says no.
Thank you for attending the TED talk.
The audience shots are killing me.
