don’t have muscles glistening in the sun as you swing a big hammer in a factory

Drink water instead of soda constantly

Hate cats

dont vote for hillary every single election regardless of whether shes on the ballot or not

live solely off of dividends from capital investment

Badpost in the right comm…

ur not nice to your comrades

you might be a redneck

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Shit out your ass

Don’t get to sit while you work

are a barista.

Are unfunny

buy something expensive, even if it was on credit.

don’t drink pulp