I peed my pants, one time in front of the entire class in first grade

For some reason the eraser in one of my grade school classes was a communal one you had to ask for it from the teacher. It was one of those squarish rectangular kind. While I had it in my possession, unfortunately I had an itch inside my nose, I used the edge to kind of scrape clean the inner circle of my nostril. It did a good job, and I returned it to the teacher right after.