While grocery shopping yesterday, I saw that they were selling “ant buffet”.

And for a femtosecond, I had genuine hope, that it had become commonly known that ants are kind of going extinct. And so, like with the bee hotels, maybe there’d be actual products to try to help the remaining ants out.

Well, and if you’re not me, you probably realized immediately: Nope, it’s a trap for killing even more of them. Godfuckingdammit.