• ALostInquirer
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    1 year ago

    Have you tried opening a squirrel fast food restaurant off to the side, and advertising with lil’ squirrel speakers making squirrel calls? When you really get it going you can start squirrel chains and direct them all to a new squirrel city and then you’ll save your bird feed for the birds!