• frezik@midwest.social
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    9 months ago

    I think this used to be a Polish virus joke back in the DOS or Win95 days. That was probably the last era where there were jokes about Polish people being inept.

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      9 months ago

      Honestly it’s pretty sad how Viruses changed from a sort of artform to just a money making scheme / espionage tools.

      • Gork
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        9 months ago

        I miss when they ejected the CD-ROM drive with a pop-up message “Free cupholder!”

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    9 months ago

    Albanian virus infects your computer. It just keeps making bunkers until it collapses

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      9 months ago

      Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down

      Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground

      Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine

      Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!