• ThisIsNotHim@sopuli.xyz
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    8 months ago

    Slightly hotter, but still quite tame take:

    Ham is the problem with Hawaiian pizza. Pineapple is innocent.

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      8 months ago

      What? Ham is like the 2nd best pizza topping after only pepperoni.

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        8 months ago

        The ham used on pizzas around here (northeast US), usually isn’t salty enough to work on a Hawaiian pizza. It’s often deli ham, which runs the risk of being sweet, but otherwise flavorless.

        Bacon or pepperoni work better. Jalapeno also helps.

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          8 months ago

          Gorgonzola works even better with pineapple, than bacon, prosciutto, or pepperoni

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          8 months ago

          Ah, so your objection is only with pineapple. See, I don’t do pineapple on pizza not because I think it’s unholy, but simply because I don’t like pineapple in general. I thought you just objected to ham on pizza on principle; I can’t speak to it as a companion for pineapple.

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            8 months ago

            It’s hard to see where I’d choose it over another topping, but I imagine with most pizzas I don’t really care about ham’s failings.

            Pineapple and anchovies might be the two stanard toppings that are really build-arounds. Most other standard pizza toppings seem closer to “do whatever, it’ll be fine”

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        8 months ago

        That does sound great! Ham isn’t necessarily a bad ingredient, it’s just unusually difficult to tell if it’ll be good or it’ll suit your tastes, especially with more inexpensive kinds.