It’s not about something new appearing, it’s about something becoming acceptable because your standards have lowered.
Yep. Every time you open that door your standards get a little bit lower until they reach the threshold of what’s actually in the refrigerator.
Me making toast at 3am
me realizing there’s no more cake, and eating a spoonful of sugar to satiate that sweet craving
I just need to be sure
You might have missed something last time! Something delicious like old condiments or that frozen dinner that you’re not sure if it’s still good even though it’s frozen!
This is why glass doors on fridges should be standard.
The college student scramble. In Poland the most common name for male genitals is “eggs”. So opening the fridge, scratching Your balls and then closing the fridge is called a College Scramble.
I’m not sure how you’d pull it off, but it’d be fun to prank someone by making a treat appear in their fridge between checks, even though they live alone.
- Arrange a carbon monoxide leak
- mention there’s a reverse burglar on the loose in the neighborhood leaving sweets
- Wait
- Profit
We all know that shit really happens. Just yesterday I had some stracciatella show up on me.
