Oh boy, r/bestof copy pasta time!:

geraffes are so dumb.

EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.

EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the wall.

EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don’t you ask yourself why you can’t take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady’s face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.

EDIT: is it a bunch of peta lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some shit? i have never so much as even spit on a geraffe! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator, and something they told me was eagle but i’m positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and geraffes is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are.

EDIT: spelling.

EDIT: this is such shit. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid geraffe-loving bandwagon. that is a dumb goddamn wall-licking geraffe and that is all. i’m not going to apologize to you idiots any more.

EDIT: you know, now my feelings are hurt. the amount of downvotes piled on me is just excessive. god for-fucking-bid i had commented on a post about an antteater, i would be at -1000 by now. you people are horrible.

The guy had ordered cocktails, but didn’t have money to pay… Says the Giraffe: “I guess the highballs are on me!”