• vampire@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Idk if you guys know this but you can have a best friend without FUCKING THEM, YOU FILTHY FUCKING ANIMALS

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      8 months ago

      A real friend wants their friends to be happy. Maybe think about that next time you selfishly decide not to go down on them.

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              8 months ago

              Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my pet beholder happens to think your soul is beautiful.

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                8 months ago

                Read the rest of my comments on this website and you’ll see that pretty much everything I say makes someone angry at me. Maybe your pet will reconsider

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                  8 months ago

                  Maybe my beholder has a thing for incidental antagonism?