WASHINGTON—Taking every possible opportunity to lean over to the House speaker’s side of the desk and point at the back of Joe Biden’s head, Vice President Kamala Harris repeatedly whispered “I know him” to Mike Johnson during Thursday night’s State of the Union address. “Psst, hey Mike, I’m not sure if you’ve heard,…
Meanwhile, Johnson is wondering if he’s about to pull off the fart ventriloquist technique he’s been working on.
By the thumbnail, he certainly looks like he’s got something going on down there. Maybe he’s got one of those wifi-enabled toys that OF thots let viewers control via tips.
It’s actually a prostate alarm that triggers every time his son is jerking off.
Holy hell