How is this even possible in 2024? I realize Rochester isn’t exactly a major metropolis, but we’re in the middle of town! It’s not like they’re relying on Hughesnet or something.
Also, it’s not that they’re cheaping out on us either. The owners live upstairs. This is a duplex.
No, no, we must immediately jump to extreme actions. Burn their neighbor’s house down to show that you are serious and threaten to do the same to the duplex unless they pay to have fiber installed in the next 2 hours!