why would i be? restaurants are some of the best places for service. it’s pretty simple to write down an order, coo it, and bring it to you. and since i don’t eat fast food, i don’t have to deal with service workers who get stuff wrong because they hate their job. Plus, forgetting a side of sauce or something is hardly as egregious as ruining a holiday with unusable internet, which is nearly as bad as not having power or running water.

plus, i tip well, so servers remember me. and i know better than to screw with people who touch my food.

edit: i do really enjoy the fact that you’re imagining all sorts of horrible scenarios featuring me. i hope that keeps you up tonight. serves you right ;)