• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    And if you keep the thing around for another 18 years it’ll be able to buy you a beer, but only if it hasn’t already eaten you out of house and home, or shot up its middle school, or outlived you by 18 years after you died of postpartum hemorrhage. The whole topic is ridiculous.