" 'xcuse me human, but could you mayhaps provide me some sustinence, please. I’ve not eaten since around five minutes ago, thank you."

He’s just waiting for you to look away, so he can drop kick your baby.

Ahh I always love the little side paws when they sit

Super handsome. Maybe a lion. My void is similarly fluffy (home is now 37% hair), and comically polite and affectionate when it’s time to eat. After, he’s a very tough macho guy of course.