I figured it out, this is one of those trick pictures. If you look closely, you can see Spider-Man.
I’m a heterosexual woman and the first thing I thought was I want to touch n squeeze her boobs. I can’t even imagine all the thoughts well-behaved heterosexual men must be politely stifling.
all the thoughts
It’s usually my old drill instructor from many moons ago, explaining in his usual calm and sorted manner that private the_third is to look into one and only one direction which, according to his personal preference right now would be “straight ahead” despite whatever most interesting events are currently unfolding in other angles of this private’s point of view.
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As an actual woman, I’d MUCH rather be ignored. Sexual assault is not fun.
also as an actual woman, I was just diagnosed with breast cancer and might have to get my boobs lopped off and no one has ever touched them and what a sad life it has been. someone please touch my boobs before they’re gone.
squeeze
Thank you 😊❤️
Wanna play Tune In Tokyo ?
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I only care about Spider-Man.
First thing I thought was “her poor back”.
Yes probably true. My boobs have always been perfect size, not too small, but not too big that they ever caused discomfort. Am grateful for that.
I like little boobs, so not much.
it took me 10 minutes to find spiderman
I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking: humongus bazonkers
She got dat scoliosis
It sure is pretty.
Was confused at first because I didn’t remember seeing anything like that on spiderman.
I appreciate that the photographer stepped back enough to get those sweet huge tits in the shot
Like two soccer balls in a T-shirt.
Ain’t no one ever teach you the fine art of subtlety? 🤣
God I hate needles. I bet if Spiderman hated needles, he’d be brave and face the needle anyway. I’m going to be brave like Spiderman… and dressing like him will help!
With great power…
As he swings around the city fighting crime all day, he could have been less of a super-hero and more of a super-spreader.
At least he is wearing a mask
This is clearly Latin America, any guesses on which country? Spiderman and boobs are both native to the entire Americas so that doesn’t narrow it down much.
Mexico, DN-III is an emergency response effort plan from the Mexican Army. The specific city who knows
Wow, well done!
If I get spider-man’s blood do I get Spider-Man powers? 🤔
Nah you just get really screwed up. They kinda went down that road in The Amazing Spiderman 2 movie with Andrew Garfield
If his powers include hepatitis, then yes.
“I got an STD… Spider-Man Transmitted Disease.”
One way to find out. Cut the fucker and get to suckin.
While I’m sure most superheroes would be fairly resistant to most diseases, I also wouldn’t be shocked in those universes to see ad campaigns with Spider-Man, The Flash, or Captain America getting vaccinated. Hell, that basically happens in the MCU with Captain America shooting high school PSAs
I almost stopped reading before “PSAs”
Swings around the city all day long fighting crime, and there is also a guy dressed as Spidey
Someone has anti-vaxxers in their life.
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Right? I expect more from Spiderman…
Dude, c’mon guys…
Can we not immediately sexually objectify any woman who happens to appear in an online photograph or video?
I thought we left that kind of gross, adolescent shit back on Reddit.
That’s a woman in the pic? I only saw Spiderman.
You might want to get yourself checked for the gay.
Ohh shit. Is it contagious?
I hope I didn’t catch it from that guy who’s dick I sucked.
Guys we’re so much more evolved here on lemmy like look our big brains
And while the objecrifying comment pretending to be funny has 45 upvotes at that time, you were at -1 when I saw your post.
Lemmy is imo better than reddit, but alas the intersection between privacy-conscious people and men who refuse to educate themselves is a big one.
Thanks for your comment, I was happy to read you!adolescent
You haven’t been around people much have you
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Normalizing objectifying women harms all women
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Not even remotely the same kind of statement, try again
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Do you also think making racist comments about images of people online would cause zero harm? Because that’s the equivalent except the issue here is misogyny.
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Sexy Spiderman
There’s a Spiderman in the picture?
Yes there is… He’s showing off his smexy shoulders
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I’ve already
nice bewbs