TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

What do you call a belt made of wristwatches?

9

157

What do you call a belt made of wristwatches?

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

9

A waist of time.

Chat

MxM111@kbin.social
link
fedilink
arrow-up
4·
6 months ago
If drinking vodka, time is Absolute.
- j4k3@lemmy.world
  link
  fedilink
  English
  arrow-up
  3·
  6 months ago
  If toking a bowl; some belts are reversible!

Dad Jokes@lemmy.world

dadjokes@lemmy.world

You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !dadjokes@lemmy.world

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

Visibility: Public

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

329 users / day
941 users / week
2.76K users / month
7.8K users / 6 months
915 local subscribers
15.5K subscribers
1.07K Posts
4.93K Comments
Modlog

mods:
loopy@lemmy.world