• TachyonTele
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    4 months ago

    Narrator:
    Vanessa did not have a vase in the office.

    • lad@programming.dev
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      4 months ago

      Well, that’ll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we’re accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards

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        2 months ago

        another $89

        stabs the delivery driver

        “Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You’re too kind!”

        he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services