oi, you can’ just dox yer mum like that

I bet he uses Arch.

It must be a Goodboy on his way to an MLP convention! I’m sure his healthy athletic frame is too much for conventional seats… He’s sure to have a cache of honey mustard stored under one of his folds, just use that to lube him up and he’ll slide right into that seat!

I hope they have plenty of Cheetos and Mountain Dew on that train, if his sugars get too low he might faint!