ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-square𝓢𝓮𝓮𝓙𝓪𝔂𝓔𝓶𝓶@lemmy.procrastinati.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoIt’s like when I tell my son he’s my favourite child. He’s my only child.
minus-squareares35@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoand he replies back “well, you’re my least favorite dad.”
minus-squareWarmSodalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoSecond favorite. It’s more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren’t negative.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThe best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don’t respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading “#4 DAD”.
minus-squareAppaYipYip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 year agoMy mom told my brother he’s her favorite son (he’s her only son) and I’m her second favorite daughter (I’m her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We’re pretty sure she is joking but what if???
It’s like when I tell my son he’s my favourite child. He’s my only child.
and he replies back “well, you’re my least favorite dad.”
Second favorite. It’s more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren’t negative.
The best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don’t respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading “#4 DAD”.
Lol that’s great
My mom told my brother he’s her favorite son (he’s her only son) and I’m her second favorite daughter (I’m her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We’re pretty sure she is joking but what if???