cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16126230

Trump campaign touts smashing single-day fundraising record in the first 6 hours after the former president’s conviction in his criminal trial

  • snekerpimp@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    “If I give him money, the good lord Orange Shitstain will rain his wealth down on me once he grabs power and kills all his political opponents. Then, he will call me personally, thank me for the $23.56 I gave him to help him out and invite me to be vice president, and we will imprison and kill everyone I don’t like. Then we will get in my car and fly to the moon to become the moon emperor!”

    • Louisoix
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      23 days ago

      When you put it like that… I’ll go donate some too!