RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 days agoAnon is metal as fucklemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down155
arrow-up1109arrow-down1imageAnon is metal as fucklemmy.worldRedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up141·22 days agoMy testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
minus-squareBombastic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down2·22 days agoI’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly. Snip snip
minus-squareloaExMachina@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-222 days agoNah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer. Whomp whomp
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·21 days agoReading this made a sound in my head Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it I’m scared XD
minus-squarer_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 days agoJesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
minus-squareLand_Strider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 days ago You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?
minus-squareStarkstruck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·19 days agoI don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·22 days ago!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.
Whomp whomp
Reading this made a sound in my head
Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it
I’m scared XD
Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?
You and me both brother
I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone