So… it was none of them. Looks like the smart folks at the Odeon fooled us by not actually showing a horror film in the Scream Unseen slot. Quite a bold move given the fact that there are numerous actual.horror movies arriving soon.

There was a collective “urgh” in the cinema when the classification popped up but no-one walked but I wouldn’t have blamed them. It’s certainly not a film I’d have gone to see and they didn’t do me any favours by sneakily getting me to watch it anyway as it was a dull 127 Hours. However, I am prepared to accept that my disappointment might have coloured my judgement.