• Cyrus Draegur
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    5 months ago

    goodness how i wish there was a weird possum girl in my locality

    i would buy her lunch

    not to eat with her as some creepy implied commitment to a date but because free food is an appropriate gift for opossum enthusiasts and I am just as happy for her to enjoy it without me if she so chooses.

    (but to be fair i would prefer if she’d join me so i can listen to her talk about opossum facts)

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      5 months ago

      I’d recommend something besides lunch for that, or at least have a strong stomach.

      You’ll eventually hit the gross facts, and the little guys can get gross. Still absolutely adorable scavengers who play a key part in the decay cycle, but gross.

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        5 months ago

        I’ve a strong stomach, and insatiable curiosity.

        What kind of gross? Like rabbits eating their own first-pass poo?

        (My RN mother used to watch graphic surgical shows during dinner so almost nothing really bothers me…. Except spelunkers getting stuck in caves. Holy fuck does that bother me and I’ll never be in a cave, so very illogical phobia)

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          It’s not just the first pass for a possum. It’s every pass, as it may still carry excess nutrients they now need. They do it from a very young age.

          They have a cloyingly sweet feces that stays on whatever fabric you’re wearing while handling poop dishes in rehabs. They prefer moving water, but any water will do. I cannot put the smell into words. It’s burned into your nostrils for hours after.

          Cannibalism isn’t uncommon amongst the species, but we have no clue why. They just randomly decide to eat each other.

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            5 months ago

            No Biomass Left Behind!!! XD

            Sounds like opossums will eat anything there is (or might be) nutrition in…

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            So wait, they poop in water? Like specifically?

            Or am I misunderstanding, and the reason the water movement matters is that they eat shit then drink water? Or something else entirely?

            Do they often get disease from consuming their poo? Since they scavenge and all, I assume they probably have decent immune systems, but fecal-oral is a super common disease transmission path.

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              Water specifically. It helps mask the smell, and it’s a frequent spot for one of their favorite foods, frogs. They also fish whatever is left in the water, if any. A lot gets caught on their tails, which frequently dip into the water.

              Surprisingly, they’re extremely clean creatures, even with their dietary habits! They rarely carry any known passable diseases, even rabies! In fact, the biggest issue to look for is Metabolic Bone Disorder, or MBD, which is a sign of low calcium, and causes twisting of the bone structure, often leading to death. There is no cure, just slowing the spread.