I can definitely see him trying to turn Jerry’s bathroom into a grow room, or accidentally ordering flower pots when trying to buy online only to try and resell them as ceramic fezzes with Newman.
He would probably make large batches of special brownies, to promote his product, and George would probably accidentally eat quite a few before a big presentation with Steinbrenner. Steinbrenner would think this is showing some kind of initiative and promote him.
Lol, I can see that, George would probably even land a girl because she thinks he’s acting cool and mysterious when he’s actually just stoned. And then every time George tries to get high afterwards he just gets paranoid
And Steinbrenner would of course eat some of the brownies somehow
100%. Definitely starts promoting everyone in the meeting too once they are all high.
Kramer would use Newman’s truck for delivery arguing that most of his customers and bob scamano live enroute. Jerry would let it happen and then inform since mail is federal, they committed a crime. Then Kramer and Newman would drive the mail truck into Hudson to remove all evidence 😂
Kramer turns his apartment into a cannabis cafe that starts attracting clientele who still operate on the gray/black market. Before long, rival street dealers are arguing over who gets to keep using the apartment, and Kramer decides he needs to take matters into his own hands. He teams up with his friend Mickey. They disguise themselves as a tough pair of cops and are going to burst through the apartment door and act like it’s a bust. When they come through the door, they find the real police are already there, having cleared the dealers and are looking for the apartment tenant. Kramer and Mickey go along with the charade as Jerry comes over from across the hall and they finger him as the resident. Jerry’s just got back from a routine surgery and is still hopped up on pain meds. The police think he’s acting suspicious and promptly arrest him as Kramer whispers to him on exit, “Don’t you worry, I’ll get you out buddy, they always bend the rules for a man in blue” (referring to himself). Jerry looks a little worried now as he’s escorted out of the scene.
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His friend, Bob Sacamano, owns a marijuana dispensary…
