• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 days ago

    There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:

    There was a young man from Nantucket
    Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
        He said with a grin
        As he wiped off his chin,
    "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."