Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

  • CTDummyEnglish
    8·
    8 days ago

    There are royal prisons? Even with the head of state I would have thought they would drop the “her majesty’s” from stuff like jail/prison.

    • Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      10·
      8 days ago

      Odd to me is Her Majesty’s instead of His, considering Charles is now King.

      Do these places just retain the gender of the ruling monarch at the time of their construction?

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      11·
      8 days ago

      Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…

      (‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)

  • masquenox@lemmy.worldEnglish
    21·
    8 days ago

    Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick woke up and felt something moving in Her Majesty’s Penitentiary’s crotch of Her Majesty’s Penitentiary’s pants. When he reached in, he discovered Her Majesty’s Penitentiary’s rat had given birth there.

    FTFT.

    If they want to make it clear how thoroughly Her Majesty’s (or whatever mutant inbred blue-blooded critter they’ve got on the throne now) ownership of this person is, I say they shouldn’t be allowed to stop half-way.