Blairite? How dare you! I’ll have you know that Paul Mason is a commited communist, no wait, commited socialist, no wait, socialist realist, hang on, leftist-NAFOist with spice-taking characteristics. You can joke about his Pepe Silva enemies of the state mind map all you like, but the only three true working class white blokes he still drinks with from his Trot days thought it sounded important and I’ll have you know that an admin worker for MI5 sent him a polite email saying they appriciated him sending it in but it wasn’t what they were looking for and to keep trying. That’s basically the same as making him the new James Bond right there! People are just bitter because he was the first to correctly identify that the best route to a worldwide socialist unity is to back Starmer and insist he immeadiately starts a nuclear war with Russia for the good of the global working glass. He might be the next foreign secretary! After all he only just missed out on getting onto one of six different 5-9 person shortlists to stand as a Labour MP in various constituancies. He’s a valuable and important political operater, which is why the Labour leadership respected him too much not to beg him to please not go canvassing and campaigning in Islington North for fear that he’d make it too easy for them to get rid of Corbyn and they’d look vindictive when all they wish him is the best. And even if you’re one of these too cool for school jaded fake online leftists that doesn’t believe in ‘electoralism’ (i.e. power) then he’s once again about to prove his lifelong anti-fascist credentials by putting the hard questions to our brave comrades from the Ukrainian military who spend every day of this conflict on the front lines of the defense industry convention circuit, like ‘what’s your favourite Putin meme’ and ‘what’s your favourite memory from your time in Tornado Battalion?’ Time to grow up, be more like him, and do some actual real political praxis.
Blairite? How dare you! I’ll have you know that Paul Mason is a commited communist, no wait, commited socialist, no wait, socialist realist, hang on, leftist-NAFOist with spice-taking characteristics. You can joke about his Pepe Silva enemies of the state mind map all you like, but the only three true working class white blokes he still drinks with from his Trot days thought it sounded important and I’ll have you know that an admin worker for MI5 sent him a polite email saying they appriciated him sending it in but it wasn’t what they were looking for and to keep trying. That’s basically the same as making him the new James Bond right there! People are just bitter because he was the first to correctly identify that the best route to a worldwide socialist unity is to back Starmer and insist he immeadiately starts a nuclear war with Russia for the good of the global working glass. He might be the next foreign secretary! After all he only just missed out on getting onto one of six different 5-9 person shortlists to stand as a Labour MP in various constituancies. He’s a valuable and important political operater, which is why the Labour leadership respected him too much not to beg him to please not go canvassing and campaigning in Islington North for fear that he’d make it too easy for them to get rid of Corbyn and they’d look vindictive when all they wish him is the best. And even if you’re one of these too cool for school jaded fake online leftists that doesn’t believe in ‘electoralism’ (i.e. power) then he’s once again about to prove his lifelong anti-fascist credentials by putting the hard questions to our brave comrades from the Ukrainian military who spend every day of this conflict on the front lines of the defense industry convention circuit, like ‘what’s your favourite Putin meme’ and ‘what’s your favourite memory from your time in Tornado Battalion?’ Time to grow up, be more like him, and do some actual real political praxis.