Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoMy pp is plastic.hexbear.netimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1100arrow-down1imageMy pp is plastic.hexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/19/health/microplastics-human-penises-study-scli-intl-scn-wellness/index.html
minus-squarefubarx@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·5 months agoHow long before they just cut out the middle-men and 3D print you an attachable penis at puberty? Appstore for penises. Calling it now.
minus-squareBreath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 months agoUh, you can’t feel sensation through plastic. It’ll never take off.
minus-squareProgrammer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoJust connect it to the prostate and take it off for going to the bathroom
minus-squareBreath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoBud, those are totally different feelings. Not substitutes.
minus-squareProgrammer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoYou can’t have it all with a substitute and at least it lets you have some feeling.
minus-squareBreath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoA totally different statement, but also one I can agree with.
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoNo that’s not a good idea
minus-squareQuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoIf you stop paying your dick app subscription you won’t be able to get hard anymore
How long before they just cut out the middle-men and 3D print you an attachable penis at puberty?
Appstore for penises. Calling it now.
Uh, you can’t feel sensation through plastic. It’ll never take off.
Just connect it to the prostate and take it off for going to the bathroom
Bud, those are totally different feelings. Not substitutes.
You can’t have it all with a substitute and at least it lets you have some feeling.
A totally different statement, but also one I can agree with.
No that’s not a good idea
If you stop paying your dick app subscription you won’t be able to get hard anymore