It was lunchtime and I was about to enjoy the mayonnaise sandwich that Mama had packed for me (plain white bread, I’m not a savage) but when I opened up my lunchbox there was only a tiny President Xi inside and no sandwich. I started crying and asking him what he did with my food but all he did was laugh and Fortnite dance at me

Help pls what do?

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    1 year ago

    So if we got Tiny Xi, does that mean Huge Xi is a possibility? Maybe like a Xi gundam or a giant Xi monster with lasers to can single-handedly destroy capitalism.

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