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- atheism@lemmy.ca
- atheism@feddit.de
Conservatives are quite opposed to masturbation as well, so that angle would not surprise me from them.
“Masturbation Genocide” is my new metal band
Looking forward to your cover of I Cum Blood on your new album The Sockalypse.
Just need to commission an artist to write my band name in a really pointy font
No, because abortion is a fertilized fetus. A bunch of sperm is just… a bunch of sperm.
I’m pro choice, but this analogy is a poor one.
Sir, this is a meme community.
Since the Bible considers spilling semen to be a death penalty offense, I find the analogy is quite apt.
I can’t remember if it was Leviticus or Genesis where god specified “abortion is a fertilized fetus”.
And abortion isn’t frowned upon at all. The Bible actually tells you how to perform one.
They’re not the same thing.
That’s the joke.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate!
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, spill theirs just anywhere; but god loves those who treat their semen with more care!
So let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground; god will make them pay for each sperm that can’t be found!
It’s only genocide if you can figure out a way to kill half of a person.
Isn’t… putting the sperm where it’s supposed to be… Genocide either then?