Well the problem is I’m here and I’m an idiot.

Hexbear stands before you, it towers over you, face hidden behind the shadow under their hat, wearing a trench coat cinched at the waist

As you look closer you notice that Hexbear is slightly wobbly, the feet are incredibly small for a creature this size, the arms of the trench coat hang limply down at the beast’s sides but there is no sign of hands or even fingers visible

You hear the quiet whispers and giggles of children from inside the coat

“Holy shit!”, you exclaim, “Hexbear is just three kids in a trench coat!”