• BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      I know you’re probably just kidding (and it’s funny), but please don’t. I don’t even know you and I can promise this world is a better place with you in it

      • Queen HawlSera
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        5 months ago

        I’m not kidding, but I also cannot self-terminate so I’m not going anywhere anytime soon unless it’s a case of “Mind that bus!” “What bus?” splat

        Which again I wouldn’t do intentionally because that would be self-termination and I can’t do that.

        • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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          5 months ago

          I’ve been there. The only thing that’s ever helped me feel like there’s a light at the end of the tunnel was talking to someone

    • Chakravanti@lemmy.ml
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      5 months ago

      Yeah, but not like that. They’re lying. Check your Kharma or ask the god of death. He grows everywhere.