• There’s so much expectation and trust put upon terrestrial pets. The only pet that I haven’t asked something to the effect of “why would you do that?” or “what did you expect to happen?” was a goldfish. RIP Goldie. Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

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        5 months ago

        So, uhh…

        How’d you taste? They leave good reviews? No weird diseases, properly cooked?

        And how much?