Like from what I understand you’re not allowed to touch the workers because then it becomes prostitution. So like. A bunch of boys just get together and sit down to watch some girls dancing naked? And they just kinda grin at each other and say “hey isn’t it awesome when there’s boobs?”
You can’t jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.
I’ve never understood why it’s seen as a straight masculine thing to go to a place where the only thing you can do is get horny with other men.
You strip and people pay you, obviously
im a straight dude in my 30s and ive never been to a strip club. i’d rather kill myself. paying money for attractive women to be nice to you is such an admission of being a loser, i couldn’t live with myself after that
Death to America
The boys: at a strip club to look at the bazoinkas and paying to pitch a tent
Me: At the strip club for the cheap wings and beer, and helping the girls unionize.
It’s the place you go to so when you disrespect the old mobster that runs the place he murders you in the men’s room and disposes of your body in a quarry.