jazz music plays, and a man with a bony red face walks onto the stage, smiling, and says “dane cook, saluting the spectators” while the audience applauds
a moment passes, and he says “bill burr, tastefully crossing a line”
the audience laughs as they imagine that the comedian told a joke of equal caliber, which is also evocative of the same themes
“marilyn monroe, her wardrobe malfunctioning”
loud whistles are heard, the ladies are blushing and cupping their children’s ears
“jerry seinfeld, pondering the quality of airplane food”
another round of hearty laugther
“george carlin, questioning the order of things”
the audience claps loudly, and the comedian looks satisfied while still showing assurance in his own talent
“dave chappelle, lamenting cancel culture”
the Tamarian bows before the audience’s standing ovation, and walks off stage. the show goes on to makes quintillions of dollars across multiple galaxies, years later the comedian tragically dies of a maraji crystal overdose
Patton Oswalt, his bowl famous
Mitch Hedberg, apologizing for the convenience
Kinison, his face red, his voice raised
Carlos Mencia, his jokes stolen
Paula Poundstone, her Pop Tarts toasted
Brian Regan, his food humor inoffensive
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