I admit that if I was in danger at sea, and a rescue ship arrived, and it was that, I would probably make this face ⛵
I would require my crew to dress and talk like pirates for the rescue operation. it already couldnt get more surreal for the distressed ship, why shouldnt it go full scooby doo?
AVAST ME HEATIES! We be boardin ye fair vessel, puttin lines to her, and towing her back te our pirate berth. I’d ask ye what say ye to that, but I’m not being inclined to give ye the choice of the matter.
can’t go too far or your pirate crew is gonna get stuck in the sargassum
What a fascinating modern age we live in.
Fuck, I heard the line reading this.
Wish I could live on a giant wooden ship and tour the coast as a historical pirate re-enactor, teaching people about how pirates lived.
That feel when you’re given hardtack and grog every day and have a lot of chores.